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• 'Harder' is NOT a good safe word.

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• 6:30 is the best time on the clock.

Comment: Hands down.

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• A backwards poem writes inverse.

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• A classic disgrace to humanity.

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• A corrupt concoction.

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• A fish? In orbit?

Comment: It's in trouter space!

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• A meticulously planned operation.

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• A morgue is not a diamond mine.

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• A new type of broom came out.

Comment: It's sweeping the nation.

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• A party to police corruption.

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• A strange loss of memory.

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• A uniform without insignia.

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• aaaa. aaaaAA? AAAAA!

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• AAAAAAAAA

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• activated

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• Actors train for years.

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• ALERTED

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• All's well that end's well.

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• Always wanted to join a choir.

Comment: But icing terribly.

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• Amidst all that fear and passion.

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• An ACTUAL disaster

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• An alien twin who infested my body.

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• An astronaut broke the law of gravity.

Comment: They got a suspended sentence.

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• An honest looking constable.

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• An impartial seeker of truth.

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• An insult and a boast.

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• An unworthy accusation.

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• And he still has two lives left.

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• And then we know that all is well.

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• And this is an offence?

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• And this time they're carrying heat.

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• And you can't go on.

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• Another day dawns.

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• Aquatic mammals escaped the zoo!

Comment: It was otter chaos.

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• Aren't you happy?

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• As regular as clockwork.

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• Ask him to say it again.

Comment: Just ask him, I have a knife.

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• At a pitch only dogs can hear.

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• At the cutting edge of modern policing.

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• At the edge of the world.

Comment: Commissioned work; dnt

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• Aye aye.

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• Baby says wehhhh

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• Bad! That's bad!

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• Be prepared for me to accuse you.

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• Being decent and fair and honest.

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• Better than a criminal go free.

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• Boss battle music ENGAGE

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• Broken from within.

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• Buck up buttercup.

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• But that's okay.

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• By all means keep pushing me.

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• By betraying his king.

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• Called in the bees to crowd out caring.

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• calm tf down idiot

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• Caramel private parts.

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• Cartoonist found dead in home.

Comment: Details are sketchy.

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• Ceaseless battle against anarchy.

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• Child16337303

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• child17854851

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• child17854852

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• Coffee gives me the illusion I'm awake.

Comment: I'm not, but I like the ILLUSION.

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• Complicated drama has drawn you here.

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• Concepts such as honor.

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• Constable in leopard-skin knickers.

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• Contemplating murder.

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• Couldn't find a camouflage shirt.

Keywords:

• Craaaawling iiin my skiiiin.

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• Customer service voice: lmao

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• Da naa da naa naa.

Keywords:

• default

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• Deserving of your respect.

Keywords:

• Did the killer throw him off a roof?

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• Did you hear about the kidnapping?

Comment: It's okay, he woke up.

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• Different mathematical circles.

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• Do as I do.

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• Do you believe in love at first sight?

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• Do you think there really is a hell?

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• Do you think this help sets the scene?

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• Do you think we got away with it?

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• Does it have any sports in it?

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• Don't be so squeamish.

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• Don't put much stock into promises.

Comment: People can say anything.

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• Don't talk twaddle.

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• Don't worry about it.

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• Don't you worry about the evidence.

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• Duty must be our master.

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• Elevators are uplifting.

Comment: Then they let you down.

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• Ever saved anybody's life?

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• Every day I ask myself why

Keywords:

• Everybody worries about that sometimes.

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• Everything's coming together.

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• Evidence can be found.

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• Excellent uses for a prism include:

Comment: Seeing the sun in a different light.

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• Except for cough drops.

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• Excuse you

Keywords:

• Extreme and aggressive tactics.

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• Feels like smoke in my throat.

Comment: I can't speak or even breathe.

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• Finale.

Keywords:

• Find an excuse ANY EXCUSE

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• Five seconds until I start biting.

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• Free to express your jubilation.

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• Fresh as a daisy.

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• Fucked around. Found out.

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• fussy fussy FUSSY YELLY

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• Gentleman wants a smack.

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• Get a load of this!

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• Get in line

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• Get used to disappointment.

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• Get WRECKED.

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• Give me some credit.

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• Give us some sort of a clue.

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• Go to jail.

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• God save us from the lunatics.

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• Good solid escapism.

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• Goodbye forever

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• Got no intention of listening to that.

Comment: It just sounds like white noise.

Keywords:

• grumble mumble mumble

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• Hamster face

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• Hard of head dumb of ass.

Keywords:

• Hashtag: That awkward moment when.

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• He didn't even bother to text!

Comment: What kind of person just CALLS someone?

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• He felt irrelephant.

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• He's a sportsman.

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• He's dead?

Comment: Finally.

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• He's slippery. Like an owl.

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• Heard it all before

Keywords:

• Heartstopping.

Keywords:

• HISS

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• Hit him! With a desk!

Keywords:

• HOOOOOLDING YOU

Keywords:

• Hoooooooooooooly

Keywords:

• How about a demonstration?

Keywords:

• How about shaking the branch?

Keywords:

• How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Comment: Through sin language.

Keywords:

• I changed my iPod name to Titanic.

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• I could get the mop.

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• I did NOT want to know!

Keywords:

• I don't mind waiting

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• I forgot my good fish pun!

Comment: Oh well, I'll just have to mullet over.

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• I found a recipe for holy water.

Comment: Step one: boil the hell out of it.

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• I had a hard time learning to hammer.

Comment: But eventually I nailed it.

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• I hate overreacting watermelons.

Comment: They're so melondramatic.

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• I have the strongest urge to scream.

Comment: Possibly at you. Still thinking.

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• I haven't got any evidence.

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• I knew that

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• I love waking up in the morning!

Comment: It's such an eye-opening experience.

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• I put it to you that you are a liar.

Keywords:

• I really should be

Keywords:

• I said NO PICKLES.

Keywords:

• I used to hate maths.

Comment: But then I realised decimals have a point.

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• I was fired from the calendar factory.

Comment: I don't know why; all I did was take a day off.

Keywords:

• i WILL bite you

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• I'd do the same for you.

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• I'd give you anything.

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• I'll hit the next fool who speaks.

Comment: Just test me.

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• I'll prove it!

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• I'm a happy person but an angry girl.

Comment: Why? Because I deserve more credit.

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• I'm glad you stopped it.

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• I'm not a deranged lunatic.

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• I'm not awkward YOU'RE awkward

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• I'm planning to make trouble.

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• I'm starting to think this isn't fine.

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• I've met this fireman.

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• I've seen subtler displays.

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• If I don't move... They won't notice me.

Comment: It'll be like I'm invisible.

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• If looks could kill.

Keywords:

• If only you knew.

Keywords:

• If the devil himself gives you a lift ..

Comment: You'd have to pay him a luci-fare.

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• In the microwave?

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• In. A. FIRE.

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• Indignant squawking.

Keywords:

• inhales sharply

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• internal screaming intensifies

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• INTO THE SUN.

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• It all checked out!

Keywords:

• It can never come too late.

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• It could be a cycle.

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• It must be heartbreaking.

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• It puts a little spring in my step!

Comment: You know, just thinking of you.

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• It takes two.

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• It was Professor Morayarty.

Comment: He's eely evil.

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• It was worth it.

Keywords:

• It wouldn't kill you.

Keywords:

• It's (not) okay

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• It's a futile exercise.

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• It's a promise.

Keywords:

• It's depression o'clock.

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• It's fine this is fine I'm fine

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• It's hardly a surprise.

Keywords:

• It's illegal to go under the bed.

Comment: If you go anyway, you'll be under a rest.

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• It's important not to judge.

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• It's just a little child endangerment.

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• It's menace o'clock all day every day

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• It's not just a job now.

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• It's not that he couldn't juggle.

Comment: He just didn't have the balls to do it.

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• It's the principal of the thing.

Keywords:

• It's the principle of the thing.

Keywords:

• It's the yearning

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• It's time to lay them to rest.

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• It's TRAGEDY.

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• It's up to you to live with it.

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• It’s syncing now.

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• Judging you fr

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• Jury's still out.

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• Just a lil guy

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• Just make an effort.

Comment: [gun emoji]

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• Justice is like an orgasm.

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• Kicked puppy

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• Know what it means? Means he's a liar.

Comment: That's what it means.

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• Late again again again again.

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• Laugh and a stab.

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• Learn to walk away.

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• Let it be.

Keywords:

• Let me find my popcorn.

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• Let me off the ride

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• Let me try.

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• Let's adhere to our sunniest theory.

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• Let's fuckin GO

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• Let's not go there.

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• Let's talk about bees.

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Keywords:

• Life isn't fair.

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• Like an oven-ready frozen meal.

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• Lost and lonely.

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• Lost for words.

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• Lost your teeth in a prison fight.

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• Make your mothers blush.

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• Makes me feel like it's going to be OK!

Comment: My friends are here.

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• Maybe a little violence. As a treat.

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• Maybe he's dead.

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• Maybe if we add some biscuits.

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• Maybe if you weren't a dumbass.

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• Maybe it won't last forever.

Comment: But, it's good enough for now.

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• Me? Detective. You? Plod.

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• Meanwhile. Back on earth.

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• Megalovania plays in the distance.

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• Memory and detail.

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• Merry and bright.

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• Meteorologists live hard lives.

Comment: Not everything is sunshine and rainbows.

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• Might make me look like a bigwig.

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• More phantom criminals.

Keywords:

• Mortal peril #390290

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• Mountains aren’t just funny.

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• Mr. Bang Bang is on the line.

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• My best friend Sherloaf Holmes...

Comment: ... is bread.

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• My fear of roses is a thorny issue.

Comment: I’m not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I’ll be stuck with it.

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• My friend's butler lost his arm.

Comment: Serves him right.

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• My trousers fell down.

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• My vision of hell is a lentil casserole.

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• Nani the fuck my friend!

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• Never met a cat I didn't like.

Comment: Even when they bite.

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• Never show fear.

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• Never tell a joke to a kleptomaniac.

Comment: They always take things literally.

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• New York is without a homicide.

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• No nerves! No fear!

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• No no you can trust this face

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• No one of consequence.

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• No! No! Just close the book!

Comment: Don't look at the contents!

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• No. I'm British. This is not tea.

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• No. I'm not a person.

Comment: Just a well crafted mannequin.

Keywords:

• Nobody likes a clever clogs.

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• Nobody will find your body

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• Not as nice as it looks.

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• Not because I LIKE you etc

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• Not completely infallible.

Keywords:

• Not everything is deducible.

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• Nothing goes over my head!

Comment: I'm too fast! I'll catch it!

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• Offended GASP.

Keywords:

• Ohh. I might need an alibi.

Keywords:

• Ohhh my god okay oh god ok ok

Keywords:

• ok but what if -

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• ok siri how do I kill this guy

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• Okay. We're doing this.

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• On a scale of one to hmmm?

Comment: ... Nah.

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• Once again I am big sleepy.

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• One day the sun will shine again.

Comment: And when it does, I hope it's on me.

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• One of us is probably furious.

Comment: Surprise, it's me!

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• One serves for honor.

Keywords:

• Oooh fuck me

Keywords:

• ooohh that's dangerous

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• Oooohhh holy shit tho

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• Organised crime!

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• Out in the open.

Keywords:

• Part of recovery is addressing pain.

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• Patience wearing thin.

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• People who stumble into mirrors ...

Comment: They really should watch themselves.

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• Perhaps if you had a wig.

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• Perhaps that's as it should be.

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• Perhaps we could dance together.

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• Perhaps you'd like to illuminate me.

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• Pestered by a hoaxer.

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• Phone it in from the pub.

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• Pink coconuts do not occur in nature.

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• Pity the poor plod.

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• Please im so sleepy

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• please send help

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• Please tell me you did NOT.

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• Please tip your bakers.

Comment: They really knead it.

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• Popular misconceptions.

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• Pos? Neg? BOTH?

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• Praise where praise is due.

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• Pull yourself together.

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• Puppy eyes.

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• Put down your rock and I'll put down my

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• Put some thought into it.

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• Put your tea cozy back on.

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• Questionable taste.

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• Questioning the math.

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• Retrace your steps

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• Ruffled feathers

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• Rummage through the remnants.

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• Run over by a carriage.

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• Running only on cognitive dissonance.

Comment: And my supply is infinite.

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• Say what now?

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• Scheming! Conniving!

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• Score one for cheating husbands.

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• SCREE

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• Seriously please stop.

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• Seriously tho

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• Set a few traps.

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• She also has great taste in shoes.

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• She broke her finger today.

Comment: But on the other hand she was fine.

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• She's got her thinking cap on.

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• She's seen the horrors.

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• Small babies may be delivered by stork.

Comment: Larger babies require a crane.

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• Smells of roses and honey.

Comment: That's why girls are better. Sorry, it's the facts.

Keywords:

• So that's what that looks like.

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• Softness and sunshine.

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• Something completely immoral.

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• Something like a summer dream.

Comment: I dreamt of being with you.

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• Sometimes I just tune out.

Comment: Usually when jerks are talking. No cares what they have to say.

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• Sometimes I'm sad about it.

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• Sometimes it helps to talk.

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• Sometimes it's worth it.

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• Sometimes one does despair.

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• Sometimes we make choices

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• Sorry but I'm allergic.

Comment: Allergic to morons.

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• Sorry I accused you of arson.

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• Speak clearly if you wanna be heard!

Comment: Put some base in your voice!

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• Speaking of our would-be murderer!

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• squeaks emphatically

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• Stabbed in the chest and incinerated.

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• Stand to the side.

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• Stand up

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• Stars keep shining.

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• Step forward.

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• Still more fighting

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• Stop.

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• Straight up we BAWLIN'

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• Strawberry sundaes!

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• Struck to the heart

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• Suck on THAT.

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• Summer is our time!

Comment: It's the time for the students! And the beach! Mostly the beach!

Keywords:

• Swings and roundabouts.

Keywords:

• Synonym buns!

Comment: Favourite dessert of thesauruses worldwide.

Keywords:

• Target spotted.

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• Tell me more.

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• Tending to your self defense.

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• That attic you call a skull.

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• That CANNOT be where that goes.

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• That could have been worse.

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• That is ILLEGAL.

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• That man can handle a hose.

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• That's how it goes.

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• That's illegal! That's illegal!

Comment: I would never sell anyone's body parts! Probably!

Keywords:

• The ANGST. The DRAMA.

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• The answer is "cuz I say so".

Comment: Do you need anything else? No?

Keywords:

• The artful dodger was a thief.

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• The badgers have returned.

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• The bakery burned down!

Comment: My business is toast.

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• The best medicine

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• The brains of the outfit.

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• The magician was furious!

Comment: So furious he pulled out his hare.

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• The most feared fellow.

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• The public had to be protected.

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• The scarecrow got a promotion!

Comment: He was outstanding in his field.

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• The silence echoes.

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• The stars seem a little closer.

Comment: Probably because I'm here with you.

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• The walls are a bit thin.

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• The world keeps turning

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• Then I took off my backpack.

Comment: It was such a weight off my shoulders.

Keywords:

• there were 15 crocodiles

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• There's no such thing as rice milk.

Comment: It's rice juice. Be honest.

Keywords:

• There's so many Skywalkers in Star Wars.

Comment: But there’s Only One Kenobi.

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• These are several of my cold cases.

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• They accused me of hateful woofing!

Comment: It was just a joke!

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• They do what with the who now?

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• They found my secret blog.

Comment: Let's not acknowledge it.

Keywords:

• They were staging a fake murder.

Keywords:

• They're not what you think.

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• They’re hill areas.

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• Thinking about spilt milk.

Comment: Not actual milk; it's worse. Feelings.

Keywords:

• This can be summed up in one word.

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• This case is null and void.

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• This is a roleplaying game.

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• This is not a consultation.

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• This is nothing more than abuse.

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• This is personal.

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• This is probably fine.

Keywords:

• This is the Olympics of self-pity.

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• This isn't me.

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• Tiny violins.

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• To see justice done.

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• To the guy who invented zero:

Comment: Thanks for nothing!

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• Today I met a persistent banker.

Comment: I had to ask him to leave me a loan.

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• Today is a new day!

Comment: A new day to whoop ass with a broom!

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• TRAGEDY.

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• Tranquility

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• Try a more convincing lie.

Comment: No one is falling for it.

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• Try again.

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• Try me.

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• Try to be a bit more understanding.

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• Try to make it real.

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• Tsundere nonsense.

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• Two skaters met on a frozen pond.

Comment: They broke the ice.

Keywords:

• Two steps forward five steps back

Keywords:

• Uhhh. No.

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• Unspooling.

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• USELESS BISEXUAL

Keywords:

• uwehhHHHH

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• Vintage rainbow suspenders?

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• Vouch for the truth.

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• Waiting for you and me.

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• We are pretending.

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• We can but try.

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• We can find a new place to live.

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• We dared to dream.

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• We get a free drink with every pizza.

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• We have a winner!

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• We were all young once.

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• We were closer then.

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• We will live in hope.

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• We'll get a conviction tomorrow.

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• We're going down.

Keywords:

• We're in the middle of a briefing.

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• Well done everybody!

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• Well I was the obvious suspect.

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• Well ok then

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• What a frightening experience!

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• What a treat.

Keywords:

• What am I missing?

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• What an unusual child.

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• What could possibly go wrong?

Keywords:

• What did the ghost say to the class?

Comment: Look at the board, I'll go through it again.

Keywords:

• What did the mermaid say to their lover?

Comment: We mermaid for each other.

Keywords:

• What do you do to an open wardrobe?

Comment: You closet.

Keywords:

• What if ... NOT ...

Keywords:

• What if we DON'T walk into the trap?

Keywords:

• What took you so long?

Keywords:

• What type of friend guesses a lot?

Comment: An esti-mate.

Keywords:

• What's up with the nerd brigade?

Keywords:

• Whatever answers he's got for you.

Keywords:

• When the feeling's gone.

Keywords:

• Where have I heard that before?

Keywords:

• Where should you go when it's cold?

Comment: Into a corner. It's about 90 degrees there.

Keywords:

• Where's the popcorn?

Keywords:

• WHHHHYYYYyyyyyyy

Keywords:

• Who had the bright idea ...

Comment: To invent the flashlight?!

Keywords:

• Who is the judge here!

Keywords:

• Who wants to listen to a long fairytale?

Comment: They have a tendency to dragon.

Keywords:

• Who will sing for me?

Comment: Who will call my name in the dark?

Keywords:

• Wholly and fundamentally innocent.

Keywords:

• WHY -

Keywords:

• Why do cows have hooves?

Comment: They lactose.

Keywords:

• Why on earth would I feel down?

Keywords:

• Why was dumbo sad?

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• Why would you DO that?

Comment: Why would ANYONE do that??

Keywords:

• Why'd the cookie go to hospital?

Comment: It felt crumby.

Keywords:

• Wishful thinking.

Keywords:

• WITH A STEEL CHAIR

Keywords:

• Would you stop crying?

Keywords:

• Y....es?

Keywords:

• YEA

Keywords:

• yeeeEEES

Keywords:

• YELLS

Keywords:

• YES I'M MAD ABOUT IT.

Keywords:

• You are my starlight.

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• You are SO stupid.

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• You at least are unique.

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• You broke our promise.

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• You can be the judge.

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• You can never have too many cats.

Comment: Anyone who says otherwise is a quitter.

Keywords:

• You can't just SAY that.

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• You can't make jokes about that.

Comment: It hits too close to home. It's too real. Stop it.

Keywords:

• You can't promise that.

Keywords:

• You deal with pretend criminals.

Keywords:

• you done fucked up

Keywords:

• You ever heard of toe beans?

Comment: No? Let me get my phone!

Keywords:

• You fell off a goddamn BOAT?

Keywords:

• You forget.

Keywords:

• You forgot your drain hair!

Keywords:

• You have GOT to be kidding me.

Keywords:

• You lost the electrons again?!

Comment: Keep a better ion them.

Keywords:

• You named a bee after me?

Keywords:

• You think this happens every day?

Keywords:

• You think you're so cool.

Keywords:

• You'll never get me.

Keywords:

• You're alive! That's unfortunate.

Keywords:

• You're going to have to do much better.

Comment: SO much better than that if you want my attention.

Keywords:

• You're supposed to ask questions.

Keywords:

• You've got it all wrong.

Keywords:

• You've gotta stop saying "erotica".

Comment: It's romantic prose. Of a sexual nature.

Keywords:

• Your alibi is that you were ...

Comment: ... oiling your chainsaw.

Keywords:

• Your tiny beard is terrible.

Comment: But it'll grow on you.